Human Asset — Corporate Property
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Issued, not designed.
The Human Asset — Corporate Property Tee reads like internal documentation from a megacorporation that doesn’t ask for consent — only compliance.
Built around sterile corporate language and executive authority, this piece avoids flashy cyberpunk tropes in favor of something colder and more believable.
No rebellion. No neon.
Just ownership, printed clean.
Property of Räsaka Group.
More details
Guaranteed delivery before Dec 24:
- December 11 - US/EU Standard shipping
- December 16 - US/EU Rush shipping
- 100% carded cotton
- Midweight fabric (7.1 oz)
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
- Boxy, oversized fit
- Dropped shoulders
- Wide neck ribbing
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Glitch Labs
- Email: goodpandavibes-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, phthalates and flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Human Asset — Corporate Property Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Sleeve length | Width |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27.76
|
96
|
208
|
|
M
|
29.13
|
9.45
|
21.65
|
|
L
|
30.51
|
9.45
|
23.23
|
|
XL
|
31.89
|
10.24
|
24.8
|
|
2XL
|
33.27
|
10.63
|
26.38
|
|
3XL
|
346
|
112
|
27.95
|